Ein Liebeslied an Webstandards

Absolut hörenswertes Liebeslied an Webstandards von Andres Rothmann, veröffentlicht im Podcast von Paul Boag.

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The supervisor rants. He says “This website’s pants! I want my clicks improved by Friday!”
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I hit the URL. It’s like the bowels of hell. God give me strength. It’s just not my day.
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So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.
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Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.
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The source code makes me weep. There’s tables fifteen-deep. In Netscape 6 it looks like garbage.
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The METAs say this turd was made with MS Word. With every click I find new carnage.
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So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.
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Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.
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I guess I’ll have to start from scratch - then I can kiss this piece of trash goodbye…